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START IT OFF RIGHT

A few openers to get things moving.



Cheesy Sourdough Bread

Fresh sourdough baked with EVOO and mozzarella


Chips & Queso

Serving Size

Small 8oz

Large 16oz


Hand Breaded Onion Rings

Hand Breaded Fried Pickle Chips

Basket of Fries, Tots or Fried Okra

3 Chicken Tenders



THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Go with a classic or make it your own all pizzas are 14" on sourdough crust.



Pepperoni Pizza

Cheese Pizza

BYO

Limited BYO Toppings (Choose up to 5)

Pepperoni Spicy Italian Sausage Tejas Smoked Sausage Bacon Onion Bell Pepper Mushrooms Pickled Jalapeños Fresh Jalapeños Hot Honey Drizzle




HOUSE FAVORITES

The ones we stand behind. Tossed on a house made sourdough crust.



Brisket Jalapeno Popper Pizza

Mozzarella cheese, Tejas smoked brisket, sliced jalapeños, bacon and a bbq sauce drizzle


Patagonia Pizza

Olive oil base, mozzarella cheese, Argentinian choripan sausage, chimmichurri drizzle


Tomball Farmers Market Pizza

Weekend special with assorted toppings sourced fresh from the local Tomball Farmer’s Market




BURGERS & CHICKEN

Comes with fries or tots, upgrade with fried okra, onion rings, fried pickles or small caesar salad.



Patty Melt

Two 4 oz smashed patties, topped with caramelized onions, bacon, melted American cheese and burger sauce. Served on toasted sourdough


Jalapeno Cheddar Burger

Two 4 oz smashed patties, fresh jalapeños, cheddar cheese, bacon and chipotle mayo


Old Town Burger (Single, double, triple or quad)

4 oz smashed patties. This burger comes with our signature burger sauce, 2 slices of American cheese, lettuce, sliced tomatoes, house pickles, and sliced red onion.


Smokehouse

1/2 lb house smoked patty, cheddar, caramelized onions, bacon, and green onion aioli


White Lightning Chicken Sandwich

Southern fried chicken breast with an Alabama white lightning sauce and house pickles




THE WING JOB

Broaster pressure fried whole chicken wings (flat +drum). Served with celery and carrot sticks and your choice of 2 ranch or bleu cheese. Choose up to 2 sauces: Buffalo Spicy Barbecue Original Barbecue Dry Rub



3 Piece Wing Basket

6 Piece Wing Basket

12 Piece Wing Basket



SALADS

Eat your greens. You'll feel better. Add fried or grilled chicken for additional cost.



House Garden Salad

Romaine lettuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, cheddar cheese, sourdough croutons and your choice of dressing


Caesar Salad

Crisp romaine, parmesan cheese, sourdough croutons, and house made creamy Caesar dressing




SMALL TIMERS (Kids)

Comes with fries or tots and a drink, upgrade with fried okra, onion rings, fried pickles or small salad.



Single Smash Burger

Served plain and dry. Cheese and veggies upon request.


3 Chicken Tenders

8" Cheese Pizza (pizza only, no side)



A SWEET FINISH

End on a high note.



Milk Shakes / Malts

Your choice of chocolate, vanilla, strawberry or oreo


Ice Cream Cup or Cone

Your choice of chocolate, vanilla, strawberry or oreo


Banana Split

A timeless favorite with neopolitan ice cream, fresh banana, housemade strawberry sauce, caramel drizzel, chocolate sauce, sweet pineapple, candied pecans, whipped cream, and a cherry




DRINKS



Bottle Water Still or Sparkling

Iced Tea - Sweet or Unsweet

Drip Coffee

Craft Sodas with Pure Cane Sugar

Cola Diet Cola Limon Lime Ginger Ale Doctor Doctor Cream Soda Lemonade Fruit Punch


Mexican Coke

Red Bull - Regular, White Peach, Watermelon

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